Take my "Yo, Would You Rather??? survey- Quick and easy! answer now!

1) Would you rather be a parent with bad azz kidz or a child with loser parents?
2) Would you rather be totally rich and ugly or poor as hell and gorgeous?

here are my answers:

1) a child with loser parents, i hate bad kidzz i wanna kick their azz 

2) auuugh thats a hard one um honestly i have to be poor and gorgeous and praaaay i win the lotto